LOL Graham!! From working with computer systems for many years, I know where you are coming from!
On the flipside, my experiences and opinions are:
- the $350 ASUS eeePC netbook that I currently use in my system has never crashed
- takes 10 seconds to wake-up from sleep mode (I am using Microsoft Win7 Ultimate though)
- don't use it to web-surf so no antivirus software or regular updating needed, doesn't even need internet access
- gives me the ability to access all my music by just typing in the name of a track, artist, album
- my mobile phone can be used as a full remote control with album details & covers + lyrics + custom playlists + more (although I can already vision some 'oldies' finding it even more frustrating.. modern touchscreen mobile phones and some Generation X don't mix!!)
- has saved be so much space in the room with no more hundreds of CDs laying everywhere, including not needing to worry about CDs getting scratched/damaged (either by heat/sunlight/accidentally stepping on the CD)
And the most important point is sound quality!